holy this guy is so EPIC! just add and upvote

Um dude you realize I'm a boy right? (it means I like girls lol*)

*lol is slang for laugh out loud

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Phillip.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

hi

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.
• in second grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor
• grammer and speling will kill you so practice a lot
• drink water
• study 40 hours a day
• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.
• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!
• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind
• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville
• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes
• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point
• take all ap classes
• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

womp womp