"And by the way you know I sit on the stand. And it get hot, I got lot, I got hairy legs that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, uh, uh blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool, and rub my leg down so it was straight, and then watch the hair come, come back up again, and look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping up on my lap. And I love kids jumping on my lap." -Joe Biden