I was in Africa hunting lions when LeHemorrhoid ransacked my campsite! I had to tell the locals about LeThief and they summoned the ancient legend DELONTE WEST who cursed LeCramp with BALDNESS and MICKEY MOUSE RINGS!

I'm at a pool with my girlfriend and she starts drowning. Sadly LeCockandBalls was the lifeguard and he failed to save her, so we had to call Kyrie and Ray Allen, the backup lifeguards, to save LeBootyJuice career and my girlfriend's life. Shame on you, LeMickey!

I was at McDonald's eating a 20 piece nugget meal when LeSwept came in and ran with my FOOD! Luckily the security guard that was there was the one and only JJ BEREA aka LeDooDoo's FATHER, and he tackled LeChoke and got me my food back!

THIS IS A CRIME! I was minding my own business using my toilet when LeFraud shows up from my shower curtain! I can't believe he did this in front of my children! I had to tell them it was because LeSwampAss is a FRAUD with FRAUDULENT MICKEY MOUSE RINGS! Shame on you LeMickey!

UNBELIEVABLE! I was drafted to the US military to go fight against Russia and you would never guess who I saw fighting for the Russians, it was LEMICKEY!! I caught LeWar red handed and when I asked why he said he wanted to form another superteam. Shame on you!

My grandma passed away yesterday and who comes running in right after but LeMickey!! He snatches the ring right off of her cold dead fingers and runs away. Too bad he doesn't know that my grandfather proposed to her at Disney world. Just another mickey mouse ring for LeMickey.

Lebron is 0-75 to me:
1946-1982: Was too scared to be born
1983-2003: Was too scared to come into the league with Prime MJ
2004-2005: Missed playoffs
2006-2011: L's
2012: Baby Thunder
2013: Ray Allen
2014-2015: L's
2016: Kyrie/Draymond suspension
2017-2018: L's
2019: Missed playoffs
2020: Mickey Mouse ring
2021: FIRST ROUND EXIT!
2022: Missed playoffs
2023: SWEPT BY DENVER!
2024: DESTROYED 4-1 BY DENVER!