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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:11am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 10:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:14am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:11pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:39am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:24am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:03pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:35am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:20am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 7:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 10:47pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:42am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 5:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:36pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:55pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:09pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:42am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:39pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:39pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 8:28pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:04pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 8:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 1:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:23am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:25pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:20pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:06am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:21pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 8:27pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 8:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:00am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:46pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:39am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:36am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:50pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 1:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:42pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:34pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:17pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 11:42pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 11:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:03pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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