☆BobSemple the Warden
I kill collies   Lake, New Zealand
 
 
I have a crippling addiction to femboys help,
:fuel:
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of roaming the test grounds of Deadlands and destroying really nothing at all. The wardens say to me that a Bob Semple tank being the best tank of the war is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm the greatest. I'm having a combat mechanic replace my skin with corrugated iron and 6 Storm rifles inside of me. From now on I want you guys to call me Bob and respect my right to kill nothing needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a filthy heretic and need to check your vehicle privilege. I also kill collies and use the armored fighting tractor in foxhole
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⚠️WARNING⚠️ c o c k inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
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Have you been playing holdfast all day and need some heckin good food to chill your nerves? This is the guide for you! Learn a fairly simple but tasty Risotto recipe!
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zampierre 13 มิ.ย. @ 10: 14pm 
germany today?
☆BobSemple the Warden 12 มิ.ย. @ 11: 38am 
@zampierre someone who supports firebombing germany into the ground
zampierre 11 มิ.ย. @ 5: 55pm 
who is you?
wiLLiam 10 มิ.ย. @ 6: 14am 
le trolld :ujel:
☆BobSemple the Warden 10 มิ.ย. @ 3: 39am 
@Meisterkomatøsam >writes “Speaks Deutsch” instead of “Speaks German”
>writes “scheisseposteneditor” instead of “Scheißepfostenbearbeiter”

Fake German.
☆BobSemple the Warden 10 มิ.ย. @ 2: 11am 
@Meisterkomatøsam Coffin of Andy and incest background opinion invalidated