Hi there; I'm The Jester!
Yes, I am a certified mess, Sir.
I am very vulgar and crude,
sometimes I am even rude,
But don't think of me as your lesser.

Loyal as a friend,
But vindictive in the heart;
crossing me means certain death, Sir.
Loving and kind, but plagued with hatred inside.
Do not push me, or we will end, Sir.

I am loving, Sir,
But trust me,
I cannot trust anyone.
Forgive my paranoia, Sir,
and accept my false euphoria.

Nice T' Meet ya, I'm The Jester!