hawk tuah! spit on that thang! :)

+rep besi
+rep albanian

Iguana marinade:
1/2 cup white vinegar
1/2 cup lime juice
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp pepper
Iguana Curry
Saut curry leaves and cinnamon leaves in oil 1 minute
Next add 1/2 yellow onion
2 tbsp curry powder
5 cloves of garlic
1 in grated ginger
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tbsp paprika
Cook for 3 minutes
Next add 1/2 cup sliced tomatoes
2lbs iguana meat( tail/leg)
1 red chili pepper
Combine then add 1/2 cup cocoa milk
Simmer 1 hour and serve

W completionist

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY POOKIE BEAR KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. Big black ♥♥♥♥♥ bootyhole balls.

Listen kid. I know you think you're dialed in right now. I believe you. But you don't have this thing on lock like I do. I mean I am cooking with fire right now in a way you couldn't even comprehend. I've got the engine running and the gears turning and you're just puttering along.