I sexually Identify as Soldier 76. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sprinting over numbani dropping helix rockets on disgusting hanzo mains. People say to me that a person being Soldier 76 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a tactical visor on my face. From now on I want you guys to call me “Jack Morrison” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a soldierphobe and need to check your overwatch main privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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