A furry.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me puppy... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

UH OH 🥵 HOE 👴 BIDEN 🍆 HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑 OUT ⬇️🤤 OF THE 2024 ERECTION 🥺😱😥🗳🔥 THE PRESI-♥♥♥♥ 🫡🇺🇸 IS EXPERIENCING 😫😮 SOME freaky 😏 HEALTH ISSUES 👨‍⚕️🩺🤒 INCLUDING MEM-♥♥♥♥♥- Y LOSS 🤔❓️ ♥♥♥-FUSION 😖🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮‍💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF- UCKS 😥🤧😷. VICE ♥♥♥♥♥ IN CHARGE 👩💋🙏 ♥♥♥♥-MALA ♥♥♥♥-ISS💅👮‍♀️🚔 WILL SQUIRT🐚💦 IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣ERECTION 🍆🍆🍆 WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT 💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE 🏛 CHEEKS 🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨💅 OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽 THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.