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21.7 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
I'm all for this new Sonic era
Posted 20 November, 2022.
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47.1 hrs on record (27.4 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing, all the little references in the jokes poking fun at the sequels and SAND what can you not love. If TT games make more multi-movie games I will be picking more up.
Posted 13 April, 2022.
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4,867.3 hrs on record (2,507.4 hrs at review time)
Where do I start.

The people that play this game are nothing but sub-human troglodytes and I wish you all death, the amount of Russians I see on EU-West is astonishing to the point when you're surprised when you get a normal person who doesn't speak that italic parseltongue.

Apart from those cretins you've got the crackheads who do nothing in their life except smoke meth and make their names edgy to look for sympathy in the DoTA community of all places. They also find it funny to make the same British joke over and over again, if anything it just shows how stagnant their brain development was. Sell your level 200+ DoTA account to someone and reconsider your life choices you waste of sperm.

Also DoTA being a very toxic community has some of the most moist people on the planet who just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whinge every time you ping the floor next to them and just feed for the next 50 minutes thinking i'm going to say sorry to them. In addition to that its always the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ British that are the most jarring as they just taint the British culture with their pseudo twitch vocabulary which just makes them look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disabled, if you're from Surrey or Eton I don't want to hear you speak you inbred Neanderthals.

Other than that if you see me on this game don't ask me to play because 1) I don't like you. 2) Do something more productive in your life.

Edit 2 : How can people lose games when they are so ahead the other team literally doesn't touch their keyboard, for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason I had some Chinese 4 man queue with me and they were so bad its was unreal, when you try to talk to these apes their mics are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad, they sound like they're in the 1940's being invaded by Japan literal shells hitting their homes, you'd think its some sort of Chinese mind controlling technique by trying to blow my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ears out. I think the Chinese should stop sending muslims to camps and send these communist mongs there instead. I'll be back soon to update this more.
Posted 2 April, 2022. Last edited 24 November, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
best game i've ever played 10/10 changed my life.
Posted 20 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Wow! I love this game so much! Something about it just really brings home that feeling of pure joy. I especially love the diverse roster of characters that represent cultures from all around the world. I have fallen in love with a particular rogue and that would have to be trench! He has such a strong kit and i couldn't be any happier than bringing him onto the battlefield with me. Good luck out there rogues! Save the day, look good, get paid!
Posted 4 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Demise of the Faithful chapter changed so much in my life, helping me in this "journey". I'll never be able to express how much important that DLC and DbD are for me, I wouldn't be where I am today without it.

Thank you so much for this DLC, it means a lot to me
Posted 9 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Oh the Chains Of Hate, where do i start? This Chapter really changed the game for me, it brought us Caleb the mighty Deathslinger alongside Zarina Kassir. The characters are simply breathtaking! (lol Keanu Reeves) This update also had the addition of Dead Dawg Saloon (Grave of Glenvale) and an ENTIRE new mechanic, breakable walls. My Gosh what a bang for your buck, Behaviour outdid themselves with this release and it really gives me hope for DBD's future. I have started to incorporate Gearhead into my perk builds on most killers (looking at you the twins) and i'm having a blast. Did you know Caleb Quinn's gun is called the redeemer AND he made it himself, the lore is so damn interesting i tell all my friends about it :smile:
Posted 16 September, 2021.
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The Latest Chapter for Dead By Daylight is finally in my hands and i could not be happier! The All-Kill chapter really brings home the wow factor. As i have recently reached 2000 hours of anime watch time, this chapter appeals to me in ways i can't explain, I feel accepted, respected, connected and articulated! I can't finish this review without heavy focus on the design of The trickster, his throwing knives really "throw" me back to the good old days where my parents used to fight in the kitchen while i watched some good ol' Naruto. SASUKE KUNNNN!!! :D
Posted 21 June, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
A binding of kin is the latest chapter for the hip asymmetrical multiplayer horror game Dead By Daylight, this chapter includes both the twins (very cool) and Elodie Rakoto, an inspiration in cultural representation, as i identify as a black individual myself i find this very appealing. The perks are, as my wife says, game changing. The ability to search a chest twice is just beyond wild! I frequently find myself escaping the trial due to me consistently finding broken keys, expect nerfs ASAP. Finally i must talk about the twins, absolute nightmare of a killer in the best way possible, the PEAK of video game design! i rate it a 9/10 with 1 point missing due to not enough skins for the twins!
Posted 21 June, 2021.
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11.1 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
nice game with friends
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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