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-- Larry Wall in <199704012331.PAA16535@wall.org>
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry
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Brian: Hey Bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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"If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time
serving it..."
-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_
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"Who was that guy?" -Fry
"Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bender
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I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.
-- Neil Armstrong
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Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!
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Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
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Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just
makes the manuals thicker.
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