Pato Comunista
Cauã   Sao Paulo, Brazil
 
 
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總時數 5.2 小時
最後執行於 7 月 28 日
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最後執行於 7 月 21 日
總時數 78 小時
最後執行於 2023 年 9 月 8 日
V1RUS 2020 年 5 月 28 日 上午 9:40 
Cauã o zap travou então vou te responder por aqui mesmo. Não, eu não conheço métodos indolor de sexo anal com outro homem, é estranho você me perguntar isso e sobre o boquete em cachorro, eu acredito que realmente dá doença, recomendo não tentar.
Bolucoso Sapeca 2020 年 1 月 31 日 下午 2:34 
97.4 horas nas 2 últimas semanas cabaço
Bolucoso Sapeca 2020 年 1 月 31 日 下午 2:24 
96.9 horas nas 2 últimas semanas full cabaço
Dor4goN 2019 年 7 月 16 日 下午 3:43 
Corno manso incomparável ! ╭∩╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭∩╮
🧦 𝘒𝘺𝘳𝘢 2018 年 12 月 30 日 上午 1:29 
They can always run stderr through uniq. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199704012331.PAA16535@wall.org>

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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry
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Brian: Hey Bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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"If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time
serving it..."
-- Marion Zimmer Bradley, _The Forbidden Tower_

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"Who was that guy?" -Fry
"Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bender
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I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.
-- Neil Armstrong

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Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
anywhere!!

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Wash: "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
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Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just
makes the manuals thicker.

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Matador de Arauto 2018 年 2 月 27 日 上午 4:15 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {連結已移除}