Washed

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠉⠄⣀⡤⢤⣤⣈⠁⣠⡔⠶⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸
⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

moe. moe ron

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣴⣶⡿⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣄⡀
⠄⠄⢀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣗⢻⢿⡿⣻⡿⣿⢿⣿⣷⡀
⢀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣻⣔⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣹⢺⣙⡍⡿⣾⣿⣵
⢾⠏⢢⣟⣞⣯⢿⣮⢿⢿⢿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⢌⣫⡻⣿⣇
⢱⡚⡸⡾⣳⣝⣿⣷⣽⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡇⠈⢗⢽⣿⡇
⡂⠄⢝⢼⢵⠯⠳⠝⠝⡝⠜⠈⠈⢈⣠⠉⡍⠯⠗⠄⢭⢿⢿⡇
⠄⠄⠐⠅⠁⠠⠄⠄⠄⢊⡉⢄⠄⠄⡠⣒⣾⣮⣯⡇⠪⢑⢥⠷
⠐⡀⠄⡀⢢⠠⡠⡑⠌⣿⣿⣅⠿⡮⣮⣚⡖⡯⣟⣷⢭⣴⡯⠁
⠄⢀⠄⠢⡘⢣⢳⠡⠕⠻⠛⠛⠇⡝⣞⣷⡯⡯⣺⣝⡏⠋
⠄⠐⠵⡈⢢⠱⡡⡱⠐⠄⣀⠠⠙⠝⢞⢷⣟⣟⢮⢎⠇
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠅⡃⠃⠁⠄⡀⠅⡠⠠⠄⠄⠘⠜⣎⠃⣕⣿⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⡁⡄⢄⠄⡦⠇⠂⠠⠑⠄⢜⣞⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠈⠄⠄⠁⠁⠈⠄⠄⠌⡇⣷⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣴⣶⡿⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣄⡀
⠄⠄⢀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣗⢻⢿⡿⣻⡿⣿⢿⣿⣷⡀
⢀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣻⣔⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣹⢺⣙⡍⡿⣾⣿⣵
⢾⠏⢢⣟⣞⣯⢿⣮⢿⢿⢿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⢌⣫⡻⣿⣇
⢱⡚⡸⡾⣳⣝⣿⣷⣽⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡇⠈⢗⢽⣿⡇
⡂⠄⢝⢼⢵⠯⠳⠝⠝⡝⠜⠈⠈⢈⣠⠉⡍⠯⠗⠄⢭⢿⢿⡇
⠄⠄⠐⠅⠁⠠⠄⠄⠄⢊⡉⢄⠄⠄⡠⣒⣾⣮⣯⡇⠪⢑⢥⠷
⠐⡀⠄⡀⢢⠠⡠⡑⠌⣿⣿⣅⠿⡮⣮⣚⡖⡯⣟⣷⢭⣴⡯⠁
⠄⢀⠄⠢⡘⢣⢳⠡⠕⠻⠛⠛⠇⡝⣞⣷⡯⡯⣺⣝⡏⠋
⠄⠐⠵⡈⢢⠱⡡⡱⠐⠄⣀⠠⠙⠝⢞⢷⣟⣟⢮⢎⠇
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠅⡃⠃⠁⠄⡀⠅⡠⠠⠄⠄⠘⠜⣎⠃⣕⣿⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⡁⡄⢄⠄⡦⠇⠂⠠⠑⠄⢜⣞⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠈⠄⠄⠁⠁⠈⠄⠄⠌⡇⣷⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿

Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!