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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:34am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:41am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:59am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:59am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:52am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:13am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 3:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:52am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 6:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:45am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:49am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:36am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:09am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:48am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:57am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:39am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 9:22am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 9:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:33am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:36am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 2:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 6:22am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:36am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:27am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:49am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:57am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 5:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:37am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:25am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:49am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:25am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:25am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:12am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:12am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 7:58am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 6:22am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:46am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:22am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 11:37am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:19am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:29am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 7:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 5:16am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:55am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May @ 4:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:30am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:22am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:42am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 6:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:52am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May @ 4:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 6:26am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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