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You should honestly consider quitting video games and anything productive because you are a loser at everything you do, witcher 3 is only the beginning but soon you will have to raise children, and when you raise your son and he reaches first grade, how are you going to explain the fact that you only have 18.9 hours in witcher 3? he'll tell you himself : "Father you are a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgrace and I wish I haven't been born you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pile of ♥♥♥♥! " by then your heart will be crushed and hopes and dreams removed.. not that you had any you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you'll begin your mid-life crisis phase and grow a goatee and try to live your 20s again but you won't be able to because you have such a low amount of hours in witcher 3 so no one will get near you, out of fear of their DNAs being mutated by your inferior genes and\or DNA you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey
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