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Recent reviews by nigrivartxemi

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6 people found this review helpful
52.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Yeah the name is right this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible i would rather drink cup of 30 different guys seminal fluids than play this game
Posted 29 January, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
62.3 hrs on record (60.1 hrs at review time)
I would rather castrate my self with a plastic fork than have to play this game
Posted 29 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Yeah i would rather gouge my own eye out with a spoon made from my own faecal matter than play this game
Posted 29 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
39.1 hrs on record (34.8 hrs at review time)
This game is essentially running around with rocks and sticks fighting and eating incest goblins
Posted 29 January, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.3 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ top notch
Posted 29 January, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
1,473.1 hrs on record (804.4 hrs at review time)
This game is about as enjoyable as swallowing a handful of razor blades and glass with a lemon juice chaser
Posted 6 November, 2018. Last edited 29 January, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5,506.9 hrs on record (4,984.5 hrs at review time)
This game is like heroin good at the start then you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by it for however long your addicted to it now i can't stop playing but every time i do just straight back to getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass with a 12 inch cactus dipped in lemon also the community is as toxic as Michigan drinking water
Posted 10 August, 2017. Last edited 29 January, 2020.
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