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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 347.1 hrs on record (179.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 7 Apr, 2020 @ 1:01am

Gonna be an honest to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ review aight boys. Mordhau is an aggravatingly enjoyable skill-based game, none of that hack and slash bs. Now, what that means is it's fun, but not easy. You aren't gonna be playing it as if you were yuumi and eating a sandwich while healing your ad. From a wide range of skills like riposting, morphing, parrying, drags and accels and ♥♥♥♥ like that, you gonna need some time to get good. Most of my friends who have 40 hours on it stopped playing because the more they played, the more their mental health deteriorated. What's even worse, I haven't played chivalry yet but apparently you can spin like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beyblade faster than you're 5400 rpm piss-pot harddrive spins. So if you're buying this game, be prepared to ♥♥♥♥ yourself when you get absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by 3 chunky men. And if you survive, have a good one boyo.
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Bad Ape 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:06am 
wow you mention me in the review? XD
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AUGHRRR 7 Apr, 2020 @ 5:08am 
Haha, funny, did laugh