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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 89.8 hrs on record (78.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Feb, 2018 @ 5:17pm

Early Access Review
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☑ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

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☐ Oh God my Eyes!
☑ Meh
☐ Like it should be
☐ Really nice!

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☐ Don't do it
☐ Refund it if you can
☑ Wait for Sale
☐ Full Price
☐ Shut up and take my Money!

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☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High End
☐ NASA Computer

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☐ Easy
☑ Medium
☐ Hard
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE THIS GAME!
☐ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME HATES ME!

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☐ Really short ( 0 - 4 hours)
☐ Short ( 4 - 10 hours)
☐ Few Hours ( 10 - 20 hours)
☑ Long ( 20+ hours)
☐ Endless

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☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

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☐ Nothing
☐ Few Bugs
☑ Lot of Bugs
☐ Bugs destroying the Game
☐ Game itself is one big BUG

Multiplayer: YES
Singleplayer: YES
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19 Comments
PyroLa8z 10 Mar, 2018 @ 5:35am 
I only did it because it was a simpler way to do it
PyroLa8z 10 Mar, 2018 @ 5:35am 
Ik Ravensahde i copied it ^_^
Ravenshade32 9 Mar, 2018 @ 8:14pm 
I wouldnt agree with the graphics being really bad nor lots of bugs but really reviews are only someones opinion and opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Btw this style of review has been done before so its a copy and paste not his idea Nik. His reviews only started to be like this on March 1.
Nikolai Ludovik☦ 4 Mar, 2018 @ 7:07am 
Yes, leftism is cancer
The reason why I think these types of reviews are cancer is because it's too overused, it's like a meme you see everywhere and get tired of it, and doesn't really give in-depth impressions regarding the game, just very superficial info that really can't make people form a conclusion on wheter to buy the game or not.
And no my bruv, I won't fuck elsewhere!
PyroLa8z 4 Mar, 2018 @ 4:51am 
And i love your bio lmfao.
PyroLa8z 4 Mar, 2018 @ 4:51am 
Nikolai, I at least agree on your Anti-Leftism. :)
PyroLa8z 4 Mar, 2018 @ 4:51am 
Nikolai, my review type is cancer? Why? It's plain simple.. Its a simple way to review, and it doesnt make you write out 2000 words if you don't want to. Go somewhere the fuck else bruv.
Nikolai Ludovik☦ 4 Mar, 2018 @ 12:22am 
"You disagree, go somewhere else. It's a review, it's MY opinion."

So what's your point? Frankly, no one is obligated to give a damn.

He showed his own opinion too. And brought his arguments. Telling him to go somewhere else just proves he's right.
Nikolai Ludovik☦ 4 Mar, 2018 @ 12:19am 
I don't care who you call salty.
This style of reviewing has become the harcore cancer on Steam Reviews.
Ghostlight 2 Mar, 2018 @ 5:07am 
Sorry but I am going to disagree with any review I find to be grossly inaccurate for a game that I have huge respect for. I find this one to be exactly that. Rating this game's graphics as 'Really Bad' and its gameplay (if that even is what you mean) as 'Wait for Sale' (seriously?) are grossly inaccurate.