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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 3:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:36pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:12pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:05pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:50pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:02pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:15pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 5:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:59pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:08pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:45pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:30pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:19pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 10:17pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:29pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:42am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:39am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:17am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 10:57pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 11:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:49pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:18am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:38am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:40pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:31am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:39am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 9:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 9:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:50pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:11pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:00am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:18pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:35pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:10am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:15am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 11:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:31pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:15pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 4:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 1:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:42pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:08am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:17am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:36pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:15pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:44pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:05am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:43pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:46pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 11:23pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:31am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:04pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:59pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:53pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:00am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:51pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:58pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 12:56pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:22pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:26pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:45pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:59pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:00am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:52pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:38pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:34pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:37pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:49pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:46pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:43pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:13pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:00am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:07am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:10pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:18pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:31pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:05pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:10pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:28pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:12pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:52pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:52am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:52pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:29pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:24pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:52pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:02pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:11pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:51pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 8:01pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:31am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:36pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:25pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:54pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:20pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:25pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 12:08am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:51pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 9:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:43am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:04pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:45am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:54pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:25pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 12:08am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 10:19pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:13am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:03pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:43pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 12:07am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 12:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:11pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:22pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:30am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:39pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 9:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 10:54am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:25pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:29pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:25pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:16pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 12:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:51pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 11:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:42am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:26pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 5:28pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:29pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:40am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 7:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 12:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked