i just f*cked a cup of water🗣🗣🗣

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Chicken crossed the road to get out of the hood

this year i turned into a racist

If Ken Carson was a woman how big would her breasts be?

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No, I was just telling 🗣🗣 that I, I got this, this girl💁🏼💁🏼 before and I was together👫💏 since 3 years and uh, 🤔🤔I was not even cheating ❌🚫 on her or what and Facebook📲💻 arrived and, she wanted me to accept✔️✔️ her on Facebook and I don’t want it, 🙅🏼🙇🏼 because I was, like, in front 🚻of her and she told me, like, “Accept me on Facebook👺😡” It was virtual, 📺🌐 means no sense😖🙄 So I say, “I’m in front of you🖐🏼🖐🏼 I don’t need to accept ❌🚫you on Facebook👥” She started to be crazy💃🏼🙀 She thought that because I didn’t accept her, 🤕🤕 she thought I was cheating🕶💋 She told me like, uh, “it’s over😤😒” And I can’t believe it😫😰I said “come on you’re crazy😓😷” because like yeah I’m in front of you🤗 I’m every day📅🗓 here in your house🏠🏚That’s, it means like it’s jealousy😴🤐Pure jealousy for nothing👎🏼