This reminds me of my time on seal team pink - we were the shiznit man… aceing a hundred bad guys every time we went out to hunt. So cool. Real silent operator type ♥♥♥♥. We were being shot out of human cannons on every op right into the kill zone. This one night we got shot out of the cannon and when I landed, I realized that my EDC wasn’t on me - it’s okay… I didn’t need it. I was taking out tangos with my bare hands and then these dudes start coming right out of the ground like moles… naked green barett looking dudes. They dug themselves over there from a thousand clicks away. I was like “woah… who are these dudes?” That’s when my CO turned to me and said “thats BDSM 1… the toughest dudes in spec ops”. From that moment on I KNEW I wanted to be one of them.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Yes, ALL the boys. They will travel by sea, by land and if air, so be it. There is not a boy in the world who could resist my milkshake. My yard will be populated by such large masses you will cower at the thought of having a milkshake like me. Simply put, mine, is better than yours.