I used to really like this game when I was younger, but revisiting it... It's just soulless and lifeless. It's like describing the first two Sonic games to someone who has no idea what a video game is, and then trying to get them to recreate it. It's semi-functional, I suppose, and you can get some minimal enjoyment if you squint, but nothing will shake the feeling that you're basically just playing a glorified mobile game (which according to some sources, it basically is just that).

I used to really like this game when I was younger, but revisiting it... It's just soulless and lifeless. It's like describing the first two Sonic games to someone who has no idea what a video game is, and then trying to get them to recreate it. It's semi-functional, I suppose, and you can get some minimal enjoyment if you squint, but nothing will shake the feeling that you're basically just playing a glorified mobile game (which according to some sources, it basically is just that).