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When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to ♥♥♥. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza. The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

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Babadook? More like babaDICK! 👏🏻😜🍆🍌 catch me 💯👅👌🏻 opening my 'doors' 👀🐈 for him when he comes 💦☺️ knocking 🙋🏼👆🏻💯 baba 😮♥♥♥♥ 😖♥♥♥♥ 👻♥♥♥♥💢👹👺

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