Recent reviews by Simpage Maximus

the game is bad, not because of the gameplay or mechanical parts of the game, just because of the implementation of matchmaking, lvl 100 players can play in beginner tiers and prevent new players from ever having fun or doing anything, and that happens on a regular every game basis, if you play with a tank at lets say tier 2.0, you have the possability of playing against tanks from 1.0 to 3.0, and a lot of the time if you are unlucky and face higher tiers, there just isnt anything you can do because your tank literally cannot penetrate their armor.

the game is exceptionally grindy, after 150 hours i have only reached mid tier on one of like 7 different nations, they have daily rewards to try to keep you coming back because there is technically a minescule chance that you can get something really good from those daily login rewards

the game is pretty heavily pay to win, you can just buy tanks that give you a faster progression and often times much better weapons, upgrades and stats than other tanks, not to mention the bushes camo item that you can buy and place on your tank to make yourself practically invisible to newer players and pretty damn well hidden to even experienced players because its so hard to tell the difference between a regular bush and a bush with a tank in it.

as a new player you dont get to have fun because you get spawn camped by people with 2k hours

as a somewhat experienced player you dont get to have fun because you get to face tanks of a whole different level that are "only" one rating above you every game

as a highly experienced player you dont get to have fun because if you peek your left toenail from 3km away you just die

so congrats, two different tiers of players suffer because of how the matchmaking is so poorly made, and the last tier suffers becuase of how poorly made the game is

an absolute banger, graphics are great, can be played if you are currently using a potato to play doom, music fits perfectly, its not easy for beginners but man is it worth getting into, there is the main story as well as several side scenarios as well as an endless mode, its pretty damn well balanced and well made because it genuinly makes you stressed, with moments of relief and comedy from time to time, as well as some pretty damn difficult choices to make, with some coming back to bite you later on so you actually have to think what effects your choices can have

a right ol 9/10 , its not getting a 10/10 because of the difficulty you WILL have at the start/first 3 playthroughs perhaps? as well as some bugs i think? me explaining the bugs are a little spoilery so if you dont wanna read it just take it as a 9/10 from me chief


(for me hunters kept getting sick at day 9 even though their houses were heated as well as their workplaces so idk if its just a bug for me or what, but i feel 20 people shouldnt get sick at good heat with good food and corpse disposal, if anyone knows if its a part of the game i have missed so far or just a simply bug, would be much appreciated)

i installed it 3 days ago and average about 10 hours a day, no i dont have an addiction, i only got it on steam because my 2-3 year save on web got wiped

its pretty good, takes a while to get good but once you get good you can actually start getting some pretty cool stuff, even as F2P (even though its a dog experience) only real complaints i got is the things you are given as f2p, since there isnt much you can do with the earnable currency and you are heavily limited in comparison with p2p players, your character slots are limited, your storage is limited on EVERYTHING, you wont really be getting any "high" tier items, or semi high tier items without paying or playing for an absurd amount of time, although, its not as absurd as some other games that require you to grind *cough* diablo *cough*

everything about it is fantastic, and while im going to fanboy im going to do so FAIRLY.

gameplay in and of itself is great, because not only can you go for whatever builds you really want but you can choose which character and abilities you want to start with, and if you have played the game for a bit you could unlock modifiers to change how each run goes along with a pretty good gameplay loop with a balanced variety of items for different uses, rarities and even certain items that have tradeoffs because otherwise their effects would just be too strong.

the music is a real 10/good, slaps harder than it has the right to do, now i dont look up the names of the songs but trust me if you are too far into a run and start to get bored, the music either kicking up a notch or changing is a real lifesaver. i dont know how chris crusty-sock-doodle or however his name is written makes such amazing music.

the alternative gameplay options for gamemodes like prismatic challenges or eclipse runs are also a great way to change pace if you ever feel like you wanted more or want to play another way, these are great options, game also has multiplayer, not great, would not recommend, friends steal EVERYTHING, find a legendary chest that drops a red item you really wanted? yoinky sploinky.

now... the unlockables and the lore, i myself have not unlocked all artifacts or all log entries or even know the general lore of the game, but oh man am i a sucker for a game with some great secrets and BOUNTIFUL lore, for every item or log entry you unlock there is a small amount of lore text that accompanies said item that you can view at any time, along with 3d models of said items or creatures or generally anything, now i have to admit that some secrets that are quite well known, i didnt even know about until like 3 or 4 hours of playtime ago, and im sure there are some secrets i wont even find, mostly because im more blind than a stoned bat.

yeah alright game, like a 5 out of pizza

good game, would be better if i had friends to play with....

i wouldnt really recommend it, it took me less than 10 hours of just doing the missions that popped up before i hit "pay to play" territory... but idk

its a very good game, its a shame that when you get burnt out from it and take a break, ubisoft plans to delete your account for being inactive though...

its a great game, the only problem is ubisoft

very poppin good gmae, the copius amounts of cocaine-snortache you have to do in order to complete the hardest difficulty is worth it i promise (have definetily done hardest difficulty)

this game is dead, it was semi-fun at launch because i had never played a left 4 dead game before and heard this was the newest and greatest thing that was coming out, tried it, its meh, probably trash compared to originals, as its own game its alright but its ridiculously unfun to get cc trained for 30 seconds straight just to have to restart since your team cant survive off 3 ppl, not that you could actually get 3 ppl to play with you in the first place unless they are your friends.

graphics are great, mechanics are kinda on the edge and progressing isnt even a thing you can do.

late review since i just forgor about this huge steamy pile of "its alright but buy something better"