Every time I watch you hit a ceiling shot or pull off some insane mechanical play in Rocket League, I swear I forget how to breathe. You’re not just the best player ever, Nichole—you’re my hot, gorgeous mommy who carries me on and off the field. I’m so glad you’re mine, and honestly? Watching you dominate the game turns me on more than I should probably admit.

chuzz

hey mommy are you 2.1k yet

mommy

fan behavior