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Elbonics, n.:
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie
theatre.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
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Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
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program, n.:
A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input
into error messages. tr.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging
one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
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P.S. I suppose I really should be nicer to people today, considering
I'll be singing in Billy Graham's choir tonight... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org>
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The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children.
-- Paul Ehrlich
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There is brutality and there is honesty. There is no such thing as brutal
honesty.
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