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Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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Pickle's Law:
If Congress must do a painful thing,
the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
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The future is a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H.G. Wells
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In war, truth is the first casualty.
-- U Thant
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.
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A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively
cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding
place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I
would have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed. The relentless
pleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque.
-- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"
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