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I like this guy

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I became quite good at it. For anyone interested here is your best strategy: First, you need to find a spot. Next, arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest, but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're horny, get some bread. My pigeons prefer white but might have a taste for wheat. Fat birds are slower and easier to hit. Once you are seated on the bench and ready, whip your Roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and get comfortable. You want to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥.. haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

no joke, crazy frog made me realize i was gay. i rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. i noticed i was getting hard during one viewing, so i started jerking off to the frog monsters little weeny. probably the best orgasm of my life, and i've been chasing that feeling ever since.

You shower with your dad too?!