Decemder 1st 00:00: I finished no nut november challenge today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart my übernut accelerating to %5 the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized everything i was in front of before cutting through a structural support beam in the building as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the house to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my house.

oh 😳 you 👈 mean 😏 these? My boobies 🍈? My massive 🌐 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😏🍆 titties 🍊? My super 😅 stuffed 😜 milkies 🍼💦🐄??? MY HONKA 📯 BONKA DOINKY BOINKIES? MY FABRIC 👠 STRETCHING 💥, WIND 💨 FLAPPING 🍑🚫✋ GRAVITY ⚰ SEXPOUNDS? YOU 👈 MEAN 😏 MY SUPER 🦸 DUPER ULTRA 🌀 HYPER 😂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💯 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 TITS 🍒??

+Rep Part of a crew of fun survivors.

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A COMMENT MORTY, IM COMMENT RIIIICK!

You wanna know what the dumbest creature on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planet is? Moths. Let me tell you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb these idiots are. They are nocturnal meaning they only come out at night but when they do they are attracted to light. Let that sink in. They come out in the dark... and the obsess over light. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morons, haven't you heard of this thing called the sun? God I hate those stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep doesnt actually enchant ♥♥♥♥