PLEASE stop writing 2000 word essays talking about who you are on your Steam profile. Every other Steam profile I come across has the user list out every single depressingly boring fact about themselves which nobody asked for. Literally no-one gives a flying f*ck that you had a best friend of 8 years named Steve. Stop giving me second-hand depression from your boring life.

Also, "quote walls" are the second dumbest thing after self-introduction essays. It genuinely confuses me as to what people think they are going to achieve by putting a dumb and often completely incomprehensible in-game conversation they had with their friends. You think 100 years later anthropologists will look at you and your friend's conversation in that Garry's Mod game and research into what each of your quirky nerdy little inside jokes meant for our society?

Of course not you dumbass, so why don't you remove that sh*t from your profile you idiot? Why do you have to make reading your own Steam profile a cringefest? Stop it.




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