Patrick
Skibiyipieeee   United States
 
 
To this day, I spend my time getting faded then a hoe with your BFWB, pullin' up to your mother's hut in my 2008 Pontiac Vibe.

But it wasn't always this way...

My first memory -

When I was a teen.. I remember texting a classic high school dealer, asking if he was just “around to chill.” This dude was the archetypal scrawny suburban nug slanger, who drove a janky used Pontiac with custom rims worth as much as the actual car. You know, the type who’d force you to watch him feed his pet lizard whenever you rolled over to his mom’s crib to pick up mids.

It didn't last long, as most people in third-world counties often disappear at the sight of money. Turns out, the Pontiac was a front - now sitting on the lawn posted up on top of bricks. No more rims. With me out of funds, I had no choice but to revive the car, take his laptop, pack it full of his crushed zig-zags and continue on my way.

*11/10 f2p players live in regionally priced out 3rd world bomb holes. Not one single f2p player is just a guy in Connecticut that doesn't want to spend $30. No. There's a story behind how unreasonably obtainable $30 is in Bimugombalay. That's like $999999 in that country.*

"The Toilet Safety Administration, also known as TSA, is a fictional government agency parodying the Transportation Security Administration. The TSA appears in "Reverse Cowgirl", where they were seen providing excessive security wherever there was a toilet."

PC Specs -

• Nvidia Fermie 4790k - OC to 1.8 GHz
• Corsair Hydro Series H110 Liquid CPU Cooler
• EVGA GeForce GTX 560 Superclocked ACX Doopsnoot 2.0
• 4GB DDR2 1600MHz G.SKILL Ripdrawers X Series RAM
• ASRock Z97 Extreme6 Intel Z97 ATX Motherboard
• 3TB Seagate Barracuda Hard Drive
• Samsung 530 Series 256GB SATA III SSD
• Corsair CX750M 1000 Watt Power Supply
• Corsair Graphite Series 760T White Full Tower Case

Peripherals -

• Monitor: 19" 360p 30Hz Insignia LED HDTV + Generic 21.5" Acer 720p 15Hz monitor
• Microphone: A tube sock
• Secondary Microphone: Audio Technica AT2020
• Mouse: Razer Mambayaa
• Headphones: Razer Kraken Pro (White ofc)
• Keyboard: Dirty Rosewill Apollo RK-9100xBBR Blue & Logitech G710+
• Motivation: Money holds no monetary value.

Teach me how to win, Sensei.. on boathouse.
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You've come to the wrong place. But if you are looking for a fantastic ravioli recipe, you've come to the right place.

Ingredients
- To Make the Dough
375 grams (3 cups) plain flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
1/4 cup (50 ml / 3½ tablespoons) olive oil
1/2 cup (120 ml / 8 tablespoons) water
Extra flour for dusting


- To Make Cheese Filling
15 ounces (425 grams) container Ricotta cheese
5 ounces (142 g/about 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons) "3 Cheese Italian Blend" (Parmesan, Romano & Asiago)
Note: grate these cheeses yourself and create your own custom blend.
1/2 cup cheddar cheese
2 eggs, lightly beaten
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper


- Extras
Your favorite sauce for the ravioli (i.e. marinara/ marijuana)
Parmesan cheese
Basil
Fried vegetables
Shrimp
Fish slices
Chicken pieces
Make the Ravioli filling.

- In a small mixing bowl, add the ricotta and mash with a fork.
- Add in the 3-cheese blend, Cheddar cheese, eggs, salt, and pepper.
- Mix all ingredients thoroughly until you have a smooth, paste-like consistency.
- Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and place it in the refrigerator for about 30 minutes.

Make the Ravioli dough.

- Crack eggs into a large mixing bowl and beat them with a fork. Add water, oil, and salt. Mix.
- Add 1 cup flour to the bowl. Use a fork to mix the flour with the eggs, water, oil, and salt. Repeat with the rest of the flour. Mix until a smooth dough is formed.
- Clear and clean off a large work surface and dust it with flour. This is where you are going to roll out your dough.
- Take the dough out of the mixing bowl, shape it into a ball, and place it on your work surface. Knead for at least 10 minutes or until it becomes elastic.
- Dust a rolling pin with flour to prevent the dough from sticking. Roll out the dough until it is about 1/8 inch (1/3 cm) thick, or about the thickness of 2 stacked quarters.
- With a cookie cutter or upside-down water glass, cut out circles in the dough (will make about 15-20 dough circles).
- Ball up the unused dough and either roll it out and make a couple more raviolis, or wrap it and put in the freezer for another time. Dough can keep for weeks when frozen. Just make sure to wrap well so that it doesn’t suffer from freezer burn or absorb freezer odor.

Fill the Ravioli shells.

- Take the ravioli filling out of the refrigerator and place a tablespoon of it in middle of a dough.
- Fill a small bowl with water, dip your fingers in, and moisten around the outer edge of the dough circle.
- Fold the dough in half over the filling, making a half-moon shape. Be sure all the filling stays inside. Pinch the edges together and then seal the edges of the ravioli with a fork. Make sure to press firmly and go all the way around. This will add a “homemade” touch as well.
- Repeat this process for all your dough circles.
- Dust the finished ravioli with flour to keep them from sticking together.

Form the Shells and Fill Using a Ravioli maker.

- Roll the dough into two sheets
- Place one sheet on the ravioli maker, and form the filling cups.
- Fill with the soft white ravioli mixture.
- Lay the second sheet of dough on top, and roll it out. This will seal in the filling.
- Remove and separate the finished raviolis.

Cook the Ravioli.

- Fill a large pot with water and bring to a boil.
- Place the ravioli in boiling water for 5-6 minutes, or until they float. You can also test for doneness by nibbling on the edges/inserting penis to test.
- If you don't want to make all the ravioli at one time, you can freeze the rest
- Take ravioli out of boiling water with large slotted spoon and place on warmed plates

Serve it up.
Top with your favorite sauce, grate some fresh cheese over it, and enjoy! :csgoct:
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Rustoria.co | ✪ Arch 21 Sep @ 5:29pm 
+rep nice profile😉
Office Thrower 11 Aug @ 1:51pm 
"compromised" yeah ok. this acct is older than u. imagine being bad at cs.
Patrick 14 Jul @ 10:30am 
If you’re reading this, you now know I’d follow Zane’s advice. I’d dono my body for a python.
76561199653369947 23 May @ 10:27pm 
^_^
jacob 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:39pm 
black 2.0
Killua 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:46pm 
-REP shooting teammates