if only youre real

is this where I go to purchase butt stuff?

Loy Machedo was here

-rep inc supporter

remember to support BJP

Especially the one with the Yoodle

Can you resend me your masturbation video, i misplace your other one

Noob

Same

idk I'm kind of scared for 2017 because 2+0+1+7 is 10. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more nipples.

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they organize boy scouts in "troops", "packs" are for cub scouts

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night. o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

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I wake with the sight of Thomas the Tank engine at the foot of my bed. I welcome him to my home and offer him some water. He declines and says “Come with me to Sodor.” I come with to Sodor where I meet Sir Toptam hat. He tells me that Sodor is where I should live for the rest of my life. I said yes and came to the junction to get a house.

I wake up and realize that it was a dream, and wish I was back. My parents take me to therapy because I know I was there. I was told to forget Sodor and Thomas, but I can’t. I love Thomas and I want to live with him forever.