“Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one.”

“I’ll tell you right now, he’s better than Steph Curry”

“If Charles thought like me, maybe he’d win a championship.”

“A billion dollars, it has to be there. That’s our number, a billion, straight out of the gate. And you don’t even have to give it to me all up front. Give us $100 mil over 10 years.”

“My son will only play for the Lakers.”

“These boys were born to go pro. Your mom’s a P.E. teacher, I’m a personal trainer, your last name is Ball. How much more lined up can you be?”