Recent reviews by Itachi

Holy wow, this game is gorgeous. If Bob Ross made video games, this would be it. Every leaf and sunset is so pretty you'll forget you're supposed to be saving Tsushima.

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Gray Zone Warfare is like Escape from Tarkov's rebellious younger sibling who thinks paying $250 for a game is as crazy as trying to fight off a horde of aliens with a water gun. While Tarkov's out here draining wallets like it's training for the Olympics, Gray Zone Warfare is sliding into your downloads for the price of a couple of energy drinks. Who needs to mortgage their house for a game when you can get the same adrenaline rush without selling a kidney? If you're tired of games costing more than your monthly grocery bill, Gray Zone Warfare is here to rescue your wallet and your sanity.

Helldivers 2 is the ultimate co-op chaos where your biggest enemy is often your own trigger-happy friend. Picture Starship Troopers with a dash of Monty Python—it's a hilarious, action-packed frenzy where teamwork means dodging your buddy's grenades and reviving each other amid alien swarms. If you love epic fails, chaotic fun, and the kind of camaraderie born from shared disasters, Helldivers 2 is your new favorite game. Prepare for glory, laughter, and countless "Did I just do that?" moments!

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review , and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 3060 and 1 Kilo of Lemon. So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review , and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 3060 and 1 Kilo of Lemon. So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review , and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 3060 and 1 Kilo of Lemon. So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha

A lackluster, unimaginative Bethesda-brand shooter.

When I first learned that Starfield had 100+ "procedurally generated" worlds, I groaned. When I learned that you'd be exploring these world on foot? I rolled my eyes and by the 6-7th cookie cutter "land on a planet and find a very obvious temple" quest, I had tired of this games formula entirely. Skyrim, Oblivion, and even Morrowind all had an intermediate travel speed available to the player to cut down on the monotony of on-foot travel The shipbuilding is nice, and the ship combat itself is serviceable but aside from that everything here is something we've seen before. From moderately enjoyable Fallout-esq shooting to the Skyrim dungeon dives (complete with backtracking route for the perfect streamlined dungeon), to even the bland settings you find yourself in. I was genuinely taken aback at some points at the blunt simplicity this setting has to offer form the ground breaking "Great Serpent" worshipped by a genocidal space-house (Really? We're still doing giant homicidal snake cults?) to the diet brand Starfleet that are the United Colonies. Even the Freestar Collective wasn't free of tropes with the city Cyberpunk city of Neon and the frontier-esq Akila City reminding me of better games I could be burning hours away with. Everything in this game is serviceable, and there were moments of talented writing hiding within the Marvel-grade schlock. The padding in this game as well is quite dense, with every skill requiring steep time investments (and oftentimes numerous NG+ runs which also strip your character of all their resources and ships which I find ridiculous) . The NG+ experience is either a speedrun to the end of the main quest or a long arduous treks from one loading screen to the next.

TL;DR If you like loading screens, walking, half-baked plots and looking for gold nuggets in turds, this is the game for you. Bonus points if you have Bethesda Stockholm syndrome.

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review , and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 3060 and 1 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha!

My friend who I play CS 2 with said if I post a review , and it gets 75 likes and 30 Awards that he will buy me a RTX 3060 and 1 Kilo of Lemon . So im just gonna leave this here. Help a brotha