For those of you that want to know what this patch's all about

It's like this y'all!

It's become 50% luck, 20 less skills, 30% rangers from the American hills, 0% Nuke, and not even a fix and 100% reason to go back to 1.6

He doesn't need his AWP in his fights

He just needs his R8 for it to be a highlight

It feels so unlike everyother CS, alone

In spite of the fact of the Deagle in Source

Valve said ♥♥♥♥ em, they messed up the code

It's not anymore about the pro's because Lord Gaben thinks they all throw

We thought Nuke would be the top story - instead we got a gun that destructed all of CS's glory

That means when you get feedback you should be picking it up! Let's go!