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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 26.3 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Guys I lost my virginity to my beautiful girlfriend!

We’ve been dating for several months and I finally asked the question and she agreed! So I bought condoms from the market and she came over to my place. We played video games and after I won the last match she said she was ready so we both went to my room and we did the deed. It was awkward at first and I didn’t last long 😅but it was overall enjoyable for both of us, and we cuddle together naked and it felt great.

After the cuddling I took my schizophrenia pills along with some water. I turned back and strangely she was gone and all there was, was a body pillow with a hole cut in it.

Oh well she must be busy but yeah today was a great day 😛
cunny love is cunny life, one day i hope for a cunny wife, as i arise in the morning i gaze upon my cunny wife yawning, with eyes like dazzling gems, and gems 10/10, all i know, all is well in life when i have myself a cunny wife.
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3 Comments
Tizma 27 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29pm 
w mans
DarkSoul|HollowManiac 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am 
Good for you bro
Insane Penguin 12 Dec, 2022 @ 10:08am 
You can add me? i just need to talk you