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ㅤ* Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
ㅤ* The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I said "Did you get my drift?"
ㅤ* "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the front step of a house.
"Yeah, she's home", the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no-one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the salesman said, "I thought you said your mother was home."
The kid replied, "She is, but I don't live here."
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