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🤠
Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant
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If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
🙁
"These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats.
The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there."
-- Life among the primitive Discworld tribes
(Terry Pratchett, Eric)
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People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never
slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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> No manual is ever necessary.
May I politely interject here: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
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