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5.9 hrs last two weeks / 1,960.5 hrs on record (1,364.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:36am

This game is both my favorite game and the game I hate most on this planet. BHVR's lack of giving a ♥♥♥♥ makes it hard to enjoy the game sometimes, because they seem to push new chapters ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ above meaningful updates, and think that this game needs to be made more family friendly, making t not only easier for new players (much more so than it needs to be) but banning various words in the post-game chat because people are "getting their feelings hurt", meanwhile they let Killer Mains can literally play however they want and not only are they not punished for it in anyway, but Killer's get significantly more Blood Points than survivors. So Killers are allowed to slug you on the ground until you die, tunnel you immediately off of hook to put you right back on or kill you, or camp each and every single hook stage they get because they don't want you off of the hook. To top it all off, BHVR has decided not ONLY to publicly announce that those re all acceptable game plays, but remove the ability to curse people out in post-game chat when 95% of the time they deserved to be told what a useless waste of flesh they are, and sometimes that can only be done with excessive swearing because that's what feels RIGHT. Plus on top of the fact they changed DS so now you can't do ANYTHING as a survivor if you bring it and want to use it, and Survivors also had to lose the ability to 4 Man Escape through hatch, and for what purpose? Because the whiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killers couldn't stand having all 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generators down and everyone escaping through hatch??? If you suck so badly at the game that all four survivors not ONLY complete all 5 generators to make hatch spawn but break your clown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ankles and all of them live to see it, YOU DESERVE TO WATCH THEM ALL JUMP OUT OF HATCH.

The fix to some of these problems? If a killer wants to slug, tunnel and/or camp for the whole match, once they hit like the 2-3 minute mark of just sitting around your body, they should just lose a FAT amount of points. And I mean thousands. Tens of thousands. All of their points if necessary. If Killers can take out their bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitude on Survivors who did literally nothing to them, they shouldn't get any points. I never get any points when I'm camped, tunneled or slugged, so why should they? If a Killer finds someone 30 seconds into the match and camps and tunnels them until they die first, that Killer deserves absolutely NO POINTS for killing that survivor. That doesn't scream skill to me, in fact is screams the opposite. And that's not to say I need to escape every match, but the fact that game, after game, after game, after game, after game, AFTER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME should NOT be of Killers keeping survivors from doing ANYTHING, but most importantly, EARNING POINTS!!! A Killer should never top more than 10K maximum if they want to play like that much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And I know survivors can be toxic, I know it's a two sided road, but the amount of toxic survivors I've seen is outweighed by the number of absolutely ass-hat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killers.

If you are a Survivor, you have to find a SWF if you want to have any fun at all. You HAVE to have a full 4 man team with communication for this game to be as enjoyable as it is, and even then, so much ♥♥♥♥ can't be countered by Survivors. A significant amount cannot be countered by them. You NEED to drop the amount of hooks that are on all maps, because 99% of the time,unless your team is trying to help you wiggle free, which is actually really hard to do, you're hooked. Unless you end up downed in an area with a bunch of dead hooks from all your teammates dying, you're not likely to EVER wiggle out of the Killer's grasp unless they are blind as ♥♥♥♥.

This is long, and it sounds like a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but honestly, I just want the game to be more fair. BARE MINIMUM I should be able to cuss these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out. I should be able to tell them they have a tiny penis. They getto camp, tunnel and slug me out of existence, and turn about is fair play. Stop pandering to the bubble blowing, safety blanket still using babies AND MAN THE ♥♥♥♥ UP. This is an 18+ game based on HORROR MOVIES, with a legit dating simulator attached to it's franchise. Stop acting like this game is meant for 13 year olds, BECAUSE IT'S NOT.
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