Lallix's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 4:31am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:39am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 9:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:36am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 7:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:31am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 1:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:36am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:31am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:20am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 11:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 11:25am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 3:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 11:09am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:46am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:07am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:48am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 11:09am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:04am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 5:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:44am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 6:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 5:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:33am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:34am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:58am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 2 May @ 10:33am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 5 Aug @ 12:49pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 8:17am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 1:44am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:52am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:05am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:44pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:59am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 7:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:41am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:59pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 11:31am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:48am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:29am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:17am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:18am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

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Army of me

Have 400 You.

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Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:22am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:28am