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Is your job running? You'd better go catch it!
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Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
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You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
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A witty saying proves nothing.
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This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang but with a whimper.
-- T.S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men"
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