The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by
people who want some.
-- Dwight MacDonald
😩
Is your job running? You'd better go catch it!
😶
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
😵
You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
😚
"It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."
🤒
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
😴
The wages of sin are unreported.
🤕
Metermaids eat their young.
🙄
A witty saying proves nothing.
-- Voltaire
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This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang but with a whimper.
-- T.S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men"
😱
Disk crisis, please clean up!
🙁
Confirmed bachelor:
A man who goes through life without a hitch.
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+Rekt