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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 55.3 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 May, 2015 @ 4:24am
Updated: 25 May, 2015 @ 4:32am

Early Access Review
Have your frame rate bounce your screen around like it's a strobe party. Get pummeled by big booty b***h tribes women. Get tusked by boars while destroying the ecosystem one tree at a time. Dive into the heart of darkness for some rope and a severe case of claustrophobia. Attempt to genocide an entire tribe of mannequin men and their demented young to keep a beach for yourself? Party like it's 1999.


10/10.
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