bluebear's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 8:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 9:01am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 11:41am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 9:28am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:08am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 8:59am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 11:39am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:27am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:04pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 9:36am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 5:36am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 12:59pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 13 May, 2015 @ 1:17pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:47am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 10:27am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:24am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 7:04am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 10:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 3:28am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 11:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 7:05am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 10:44am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 10:25am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 5:40am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 7:12am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:32am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2015 @ 6:56am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:06pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:18am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 9:04am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 11:53am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 3:48am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 9:48am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 4 Apr, 2015 @ 4:47am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2015 @ 9:03am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2015 @ 4:56am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 1:00pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 11:15am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 31 May, 2015 @ 9:04am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 10:46am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2015 @ 11:23am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 10:36am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:31am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 10:45am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

14 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

5 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

480 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

8 / 30