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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 8:43

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 9:01

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 11:41

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 9:28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 4:08

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 8:59

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 11:39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 4:27

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2015 г. в 12:04

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Дата получения: 3 апр. 2015 г. в 9:36

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Дата получения: 4 апр. 2015 г. в 5:36

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Дата получения: 1 июл. 2015 г. в 12:59

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Дата получения: 13 мая. 2015 г. в 13:17

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Дата получения: 4 июн. 2015 г. в 7:47

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Дата получения: 3 апр. 2015 г. в 10:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 4:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Дата получения: 26 мар. 2015 г. в 7:04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Дата получения: 3 апр. 2015 г. в 10:21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Дата получения: 31 мая. 2015 г. в 3:28

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 11:13

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Дата получения: 26 мар. 2015 г. в 7:05

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Дата получения: 3 апр. 2015 г. в 10:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 10:25

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Дата получения: 4 апр. 2015 г. в 5:40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Дата получения: 26 мар. 2015 г. в 7:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 4:32

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Дата получения: 26 мар. 2015 г. в 6:56

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Дата получения: 1 апр. 2015 г. в 12:06

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 4:18

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 9:04

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 11:53

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 3:48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 9:48

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Дата получения: 4 апр. 2015 г. в 4:47

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Дата получения: 27 мар. 2015 г. в 9:03

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Дата получения: 28 мар. 2015 г. в 4:56

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Дата получения: 1 июл. 2015 г. в 13:00

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Дата получения: 8 мая. 2015 г. в 11:15

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Дата получения: 31 мая. 2015 г. в 9:04

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Дата получения: 4 июн. 2015 г. в 10:46

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Дата получения: 8 июн. 2015 г. в 11:23

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Дата получения: 8 мая. 2015 г. в 10:36

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Дата получения: 4 июн. 2015 г. в 7:31

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Дата получения: 4 июн. 2015 г. в 10:45



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
14 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
17 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
5 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
480 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
8 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
8 / 30
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