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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 11:50am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 9:50am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 9:50am

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:28pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 9:57am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 2:48pm

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:41pm

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:42pm

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 2:05pm

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 1:16pm

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 10:37pm

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 1:47pm

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 2:09pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 11:39pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:51am

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 9:52am

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:56am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2019 @ 10:50am

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 1:13pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2019 @ 9:35am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 12:49pm



Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.