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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Odblokowano: 23 marca 2019 o 11:50

Go Left

Move to the left.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 9:50

Go Right

Move to the right.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 9:50

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 13:37

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 22:28

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 9:57

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 14:48

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 14:43

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 22:41

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 22:42

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 14:05

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 13:16

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 22:37

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 13:47

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 14:09

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2019 o 23:39

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2019 o 10:51

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Odblokowano: 26 marca 2019 o 15:03

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2019 o 9:52

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2019 o 10:56

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2019 o 10:50

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Odblokowano: 23 marca 2019 o 13:13

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Odblokowano: 5 kwietnia 2019 o 9:35

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Odblokowano: 23 marca 2019 o 12:49



Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.