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I want the handler to have my kids
I give the game a uhhh uhm the uhh out of DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED, YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY HIGH-FREQUENCY DEPRESSION

They had a conscious decision to make my Goddess, Eris, emo and hot.

Sexy furries

The motion sickness inducing and rather boring rollercoaster was the highlight of this full price game.

The death mic feature is an interesting addition, I enjoy screaming into my mic whenever I die, just giving the mic my absolute everything as if I were shot in real life.
I believe this really adds to the immersion for me and others.

Yakuza is fun, but its all side content to

Puyo Puyo is a versus puzzle game with a rich competitive history spanning over 25 years, but is little known outside of Japan outside of the reskin "Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine" or "that other game in Puyo Puyo Tetris". The purpose of this post is to lift the veil and help new players understand what's going through skilled Puyo players' minds during a match. It introduces the basic strategy of Puyo Puyo, breaks down the flow of a match, and explains some common vocabulary.

The Fundamentals

Four core mechanics have influenced the development of competitive Puyo Puyo:

Chains

Gameplay consists of players placing pieces of puyos upon the puzzle playfield in real time. When four or more puyos of the same color connect, they pop and disappear, and any uncleared puyos above fall down.

If those falling puyos then connect with additional groups of four same-colored puyos, they start a chain. This process continues until no more puyos can be matched.

The first puyos that start the chain are known as the trigger. Identifying the triggers (some chains may have more than one) is a key skill for Puyo mastery.

its too hard

Edit: as of march 2024, this review is still accurate
I tried to give the game another shot, but I kept being unfairly punished by the mechanics of this game.
Though I must admit, this games optimisation is impressive and puts many triple A competitive games to shame, and since there is no framerate capping, you can rest assured knowing your CPU is actively redlining to maintain a steady framerate of 8000 FPS.
Truly, this game is meant for only the most seasoned veteran GAMERS, and yet, people will still find a way to blame lag for their failures.