I'm sort of an expert on identifying goos, sludges, slimes, and soups.

I'm considered an expert in my field. Oozology. I can accurately identify goos, sludges, slimes, soups, broths, oozes, pastes, and any other form of gelatinous, semi-liquid, or semi-solid matter.

Do you have any gelatinous substances that you need assistance identifying?