I hate sitting on the toilet spread eagle and getting that whiff of bootyhole. OMG it’s rank and it pisses me off bc how is this ♥♥♥♥ coming out of MY OWN BOOTYHOLE! Like WTF! 🤬. Then if I take a dump I hate when it doesn’t come out clean, I HATE IF I HAVE TO KEEP WIPING OVER AND OVER 🤬 it’s so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISGUSTING dude!!! Like I legit feel like a foul revolting human being. I wipe so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much and hard that my bootyhole TEARS 😭 It’s so gross that when I shower I get soap and shove my finger up my bootyhole and clean the ♥♥♥♥ out of it 😤 and it burns bc of the cuts 😭. THEN THE FYCKING CYCLE CONTINUES AGAIN THE NEXT DAY!!!! ITS NEVER ENDING 😖😖

THE AVERAGE HUMAN MALE EJACULATION CONTAINS ABOUT TWO HUNDRED MILLION SPERM, EACH CARRYING AROUND EIGHT HUNDRED MEGABYTES OF GENETIC DATA. ON AVERAGE, EACH LOAD ADDS UP TO ABOUT 160 PETABYTES, OR MORE THAN TWICE THE SIZE OF GOOGLE'S ENTIRE SEARCH INDEX. YOU'VE BASICALLY GOT THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN YOUR BALLS. THE AVERAGE SPEED OF HUMAN EJACULATION IS APPROXIMATELY TWENTY EIGHT MILES PER HOUR, THAT'S FORTY FIVE KILOMETRES PER HOUR FOR THE NON-AMERICANS. THAT'S WHY IT'S ILLEGAL TO JERK IT IN A SCHOOL ZONE. NOW THE DATA TRANSFER RATE OF EJACULATION, BASED ON THE INITIAL VELOCITY OF TWELVE POINT FIVE METERS PER SECOND, AND THE ESTIMATED ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY PETABYTES OF DATA PER LOAD (PBpL) IS APPROXIMATELY ONE HUNDRED AND TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED TERABYTES PER SECOND, OR A BANDWIDTH OF OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES FASTER THAN THE FASTEST FIBER OPTIC CONNECTION ON THE PLANET. THAT MEANS YOUR MOM IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST THROUGHPUT SERVERS IN EXISTENCE TODAY.

I want to jerk off a femboy with my feet. Why? Because I'm sick and tired of the double standards in society. Femboys are just as attractive as any other gender, and they deserve to be appreciated for who they are. Why should their sexuality be any different? It's time we embraced diversity and stopped labeling certain behaviors as "weird" or "taboo." If two consenting adults find pleasure in each other's company, let them be. So, here's to jerking off femboys with our feet

How do I get my cat to stop biting my penis when I go to sleep?
So I got this lovely little cat a few weeks back and they've been snuggling up to me every night. She's a little sassy and stuff but it makes it much more fun owning a cat for the first time.

A few nights ago I woke up in the middle of the night finding her swat and nibbling on my little thing underneath the blankets and it's enough to jolt me back to my senses in the middle of the night. How can I stop my cat from continuing on biting my penis? I love the little bugger but it's starting to hurt.

why?

Boysmell
*sniff* *sniff*

i-is that a BOY I smell?

*sniff* *sniff*

mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....

*sniff* *sniff*

it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!